Mr. Miester and I were chewing the fat about Ultimate Edition OZ and he said they have a joke of the day, excellent idea Blackwolf & I am sorry to include you in the Joke. No pun intended to those involved. I hope you can take a joke.
Ok here we go...
Blackwolf, Meister, JohnnyG & I were working on my car. I asked The gentlemen if they would like a beer, Meister being the lush he is said sure he earned his name as Meister as in "beer Meister". That being said I took a journey to the house to grab 4 beers, as soon as I got to the house I heard a large explosion turned to see my car burning and all my friends dead.
A week went by and I felt gloomy over the whole situation, a month. 6 months. An angel of lord came to me and said it has been 6 months why do you still feel so bad. I answered well they were all my good friends. She said would you feel better if you had the opportunity to say your last respects. I said yes, that would be great. She snapped her fingers and we were in heaven. I said wheres my buddy JohnnyG. She said walk with me.
We walked down corridor after corridor of white doors, finally she came to a door and said Johnny is behind this door. When I opened the door I nearly had a heart attack he was in there sleeping with a big fat nasty girl. I was Like what is going on here? The angel informed me he was paying for his sins he committed while he was on earth. We said our goodbyes and I asked where is my buddy Blackwolf? She once again said follow me. So we did the same corridor after coridor of white doors, and the same Blackwolf is behind this door.
The shock was not as bad as I understood what was going on, but I must say evidently Blackwolf had been a larger sinner then JohnnyG was. Same situation in goodbyes and I asked Where is my buddy Meister? She said we will be walking for quite the stretch and off we went. Funny situation as before white door after white door, then they turned red. I did not think anything of it at the time. Finally after hours of walking we arrived to the door the angel said Meister was behind.
When I opened the door to my surprise Meister was sleeping with the hottest woman I have ever seen, I mean Victoria Secrets model type. I was astonished and said WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!? The angel said Oh, no you have it all wrong, she is paying for her sins she committed while she was on earth.