Bill and Ben are at work at the sawmill when Ben accidentally cuts off his arm. Thinking quickly Bill puts the severed limb in a plastic bag and drives Ben to the hospital.Next day Ben is in the pub throwing darts.
Boy, thinks Bill - that surgeon is amazing!
A few days later Ben cuts off his leg. Bill retrieves it, puts it in a plastic bag and drives Ben to Hospital again.
A week later Ben is playing football. Bill is really impressed this time.
Back at the sawmill, accident-prone Ben cuts off his head. As before Bill picks it up, puts it in a plastic bag and drives Ben to hospital.Next day the surgeon calls to inform Bill his friend Ben is dead. Bill replies-"You did all you could-don't blame yourself Doc ".
" I don't replies the Doctor-I blame you-if you had cut a few holes in the bag then he wouldn't have suffocated to death!"