Confession: My OpenSuSE Experience

[mt_deb]

Logo? What about the dragon? He's pretty cool.

He could have a little medallion around his neck with the letters U.E on it....Okay, maybe not

[Baphomet]

Don't ever change, Baphomet!
I laughed so hard, I spit out my cigarette and had to scramble to retrieve it from behind the box.
No cable damage, but thats funny, I don't care who ya are!

Don't laugh, I'm BURNING a <sniff> CD right <sniff> now... LOL! Get it? See I'm burning a... <sniff, sniff> You smell sulphur?

Hey, look!! Instead of an EULA to agree to, you "sign" a contract surrendering your Eternal Soul before installing to the hard drive... Click "OK" to Surrender Your Soul, "Back" to Confess/Beg Forgiveness ... LOL!!

Okay I made that part up...

There's some very sweet Home-grown stuff in there.

You Oregonians and your "home grown"!! Uh huh... How's about I take a little drive up the I-5 and you can just show me that little "vegetable garden" of yours out back while we discuss the finer points, eh? That's right bub, I'm only a half-days-drive away... I'd say I'd bring the beer, but damnit you live microbrew heaven...

Logo? What about the dragon? He's pretty cool.

The dragon is VERY cool... Ultimate Edition just needs a logo that is independent of the version... One Logo, one... Ring...
To find them... To... To BIND THEM. Yes. Yes my, my ... Precious... Distro...

[deate]

Hmmmm... Ubuntu Satanic Edition

Fresh damnation with every boot?? I bet the default language is either 1. Backwards or 2. Old Latin.

And you thought Windows was "hell"... LOL...

... just don't forget to get your copy of Rosetta Stone...

That made me laugh...

But you know, in all seriousness; you know what I think Ultimate Edition really needs?

Of course you don't so I'm going to tell you.

A really, totally bitchin' looking logo... Or mascot. Like the Ubuntu logo is pretty cool, and SuSE has it's Chameleon (which I blame in large part for my recent dalliance with it's associated distro). Ultimate Edition needs an ass-kickin' logo people.

Nothing against the current logo, but honestly, I see room for improvement here. I really don't think it adequately expresses the totality of the awesomeness of the distro.

How 'bout some of you really creative, artistic types get off your collective butt's and get on that, eh?? Today would be nice. Let's get crackin' people!!!

OK, I'll just throw this idea out there...what would be nice is a really gnarly twisted hunched back penguin with all the warts and such, as with the character on LORD of the RINGS( whose name escapes me now)perhaps with one deformed flipper dragging along limp, he could be pulling a tether of used distros behind him, while reaching for the gold Ultimate Edition ring, sorry but some of these penguins are just to cute for my taste

[mt_deb]

Oh hell.
Okay, I'm not a complete idiot ( some of the parts are on backorder) Dragon= Mascot .............Not logo

[mt_deb]

I will admit the first time I heard "Just what do you think your doing Dave" it scared the bejeebies ( most of you are too young me thinks to know that word ) out of me.

[Baphomet]

I will admit the first time I heard "Just what do you think your doing Dave" it scared the bejeebies out of me.

Heh. Imagine if your name actually was... Dave.

I mean, seriously, would you have just gone straight into cardiac arrest, or WHAT???

[mt_deb]

DH's name IS ................I now have that set as my sound for when new mail comes in. I can't wait till he is up here doing whatever on the computer and it goes off. ( I hope he's looking at porn )

[Baphomet]

( I hope he's looking at porn )

Your jib's cut: I'm liking it. Also, subscribing to your newsletter.

[Baphomet]

One Logo, one... Ring... To find them... To... To BIND THEM. Yes. Yes my, my ... Precious... Distro...

[DaddyX3]

I will admit the first time I heard "Just what do you think your doing Dave" it scared the bejeebies out of me.

Heh. Imagine if your name actually was... Dave.

I mean, seriously, would you have just gone straight into cardiac arrest, or WHAT???

Actually one of the "big cheese's" around here is named Dave. First time he heard it he felt rather special to say the least.